The Pleasure Principle (Nine/?)
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Title: The Pleasure Principle (Nine/?)
Author:
millionstar
Pairing: Belldom, AU
Rating: NC 17 overall, to be safe
Warnings: This part: language.
Summary: Our boys are porn stars. Wait, why are you laughing?
Feedback: Makes me happier than Dominic in a shop full of sparkly belts.
Disclaimer: I don't own Muse, no offense intended, this never happened, and no money is being made. 'Tis fiction, after all. Silver Star Studios and its inhabitants, however, are all mine
Big thanks to the TPP team:
dolce_piccante,
frolicandfall and
myz_bee for their beta skills, feedback and general badass-ness. ;-)
Prologue | One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight
It's been a week now since Mort and Lou returned home. Despite promises to the contrary, nothing has been mentioned in the way of Dominic, orchids, or stolen files. I've returned home to the flat Tom and I share and am settling back into a life without a swanky pool, full home theater, and a small, leg-humping-dog.
I'm glad to be back here, to be honest. I missed Tom's company. So there the hell is he?
Just then I see the note taped messily to the last banana in the basket on the counter:
Going out. Don't wait up. Oh, and welcome home!
Out where?
Shit. I was gonna cook for us tonight... believe it or not, I make a mean spinach ravioli. If it's just gonna be me tonight there's no point, though. Grumpy now, I reach for the phone.
Chinese take out will do just as well.
My mood doesn't improve much when I wake up the next morning to the sound of a driving rain against our building. It's still dark outside, but the flashes of lightning are enough to wake me up. I've always been a big scaredy cat when it comes to thunderstorms. I pull the duvet over my head and burrow deeper into bed. Random thoughts run through my mind:
I'm hungry.
I'd like to get a cat.
I wonder if Dominic sleeps on his back or his side?
Dominic. Now there's a lovely thought to focus on. I've tried a couple times the past week to ask Mort about the problem he seems to have with Dominic and am still no closer to finding anything out. I'm really beginning to wonder if at this point it's not a better idea to go straight to the source. I wonder if Dominic would be honest with me if I did.
A couple hours later I park the car and sprint for the side door to the studio. Well, I start to, until I hear a familiar voice call out to me.
"Oi! Bellamy!" David comes running up to me and graciously offers me a spot under his umbrella.
"Thanks." I put one hand up to my hair - it's dripping wet, from only being in the rain for a few seconds.
"Here's a radical thought, Matthew: you could maybe buy an umbrella of your own so as to avoid something like this happening again?" he jokes.
"Are you mad? I have an image to maintain, David. I'm a rebel. A man of mystery, if you will. I laugh in the face of such sensiblity," I reply, aghast.
David cackles out loud at my little proclamation. "Duly noted. What are you working on today? The Cockshank Redemption or Parahomo Activity?"
"Neither," I shoot back as I hold the door open for David. "I'm here for The Sperminator." At that we both lose it, breaking down in silly giggles.
"Lovely. It's pouring rain, and now I get to listen to you two giggling like idiots. What a morning."
Carson is glaring at us from inside the door, drenched from head to toe.
"Whoa!" David gasps. "Dial down the bitchiness, mate. What's your deal?"
"And here I always thought my idiotic laughter made the world go 'round," I pout. David snorts.
Carson sighs. "Sorry. Had a bad night, that's all."
David and I both stare at him, the worry evident on our faces.
"It's okay, daddy. Daddies, I mean. Let's go."
When we entered the dressing room we were in for quite a shock.
Dominic is there, shrugging himself into a tight pair of yellow skinnies. The sight causes David to stop in his tracks, and since I'm staring at Dominic's tight, yellow arse, I crash into David from behind, Carson crashing into me.
Grace, thy name is Matthew.
Now, I know you might be thinking that this doesn't really sound like a big deal. You have to realize, however, that Dominic has never dressed with the rest of us, instead opting to use a private room. He looks up as we walk inside and then glances back down at his too-tight pants.
For a few seconds nobody speaks. David is clearly not impressed by Dominic's efforts to bond with us. He simply rolls his eyes, makes his way to the mirror and sits down. Carson, however, smiles.
"Hey Dominic," he says casually.
It was just a simple greeting, but I could fucking hug Carson for acknowledging him.
Dominic jumps, turning around and staring at Carson with a confused look on his face.
"H-hi," he stammers quietly, Carson smiling at him again.
"How's things?"
Dominic swallows, one hand scratching the back of his neck. "T-things are fine. Thanks," he whispers. Carson passes him on his way to the loo and slaps him on the back playfully.
"Morning, you," I say, sitting down next to him.
He looks at me shyly-
-yes...shyly... and he's so gorgeous that I can't help but smile at him again.
"Morning, Matthew," he replies, the corners of his mouth curving slightly. Now it's my turn to suddenly feel shy.
"Are you well?" he continues. "I mean, since," he glances at David, who is clearly immersed in the application of his false eyelashes. "Since..."
I think he means to say 'Since Mort came home'. I appreciate the fact that he seems to be genuinely concerned. But at the same time there's a nagging voice in the back of my mind telling me to be careful of him.
The voice is that of the one and only DCI Gene Hunt. Don't ask me why that is.
"I'm fine," I reassure him. I'm trying not to look at Carson, who has just exited the loo and is making kissing faces at me behind Dominic's back. "Zero worries."
The relief Dominic's face is evident. He sits down next to me and takes a long drink of his orange juice, grimacing once he's swallowed.
"What's wrong?"
He shakes his head. "Nothing, just tastes a little off." A tech sticks his head in the door and we all look at him expectantly.
"Any of you guys seen Dominic? He's not in - oh! There you are!" The young man scratches his head with the top of his clipboard, eyebrows raised. "Why are you in here? You're up."
Dominic looks at him and in that instant I can see the alternate persona kicking in. He glares at the tech. "Fine," he says nonchalantly, downing the rest of his juice with a pronounced shudder. "Fuck's sake, is there anything decent to drink around here?"
I can hear David snort behind me. And I also think I can hear Carson smack him on the arm.
Dominic must have heard it too, because his cheeks redden and he sighs. He stands and looks at me. "See you later."
"Can I?" I blurt out as he stares at me in surprise. "I mean, I'd like to talk to you later on if you have a few free minutes?"
He leans down close to me, grabbing his bag in the process. "I'll find you," he whispers.
Then he's gone.
David walks quickly to the door, peeking out to make sure that Dominic was gone before sitting down next to me. "Excuse me? What the hell was that?"
"What?" I answer, indignant. "I was having a conversation with him."
"That much was obvious," he frowns. "But why? He's an arsehole."
"Leave it, David," Carson says carefully.
He glances at the both of us and his jaw sets firmly. "Well, if you two are going to keep secrets, don't let me spoil the fun."
"David, please, it's not a big de-" I begin.
"Catch you two later," he mutters as he leaves the room hurriedly.
I feel unusually miserable suddenly. "Is he actually angry with me?"
Carson frowns. "I'm not sure what that was all about. Try not to worry, Bells."
I have to push it to the back of my mind, though, as I'm called to set at that point. Most of the morning we deal with filming dialogue heavy scenes, leaving the hardcore stuff for after lunch. And at that point, my day gets progressively worse.
I go through the motions, but my mind is elsewhere. I'm a professional, but it's hard to pretend to be enjoying being fucked on all fours when the man doing said fucking is being too rough. He's a newer actor named Aaron, and he's hurting me a little, to be honest; he's thicker than I'm used to and though I'm moaning like a whore Hans can tell something is wrong.
"Cut. Stop. Matthew, are you okay?"
I collapse onto the bed, thankful that Hans has put a stop to this. But Aaron continues to pound into me from behind, the grip he has on my hips painfully tight.
"Hey!" I yell. "He said stop, you bastard!"
Finally, he does, gasping as he pulls out of me roughly. I bite my lip to avoid crying out in pain.
"Not had any from a real man in a while, have you? Fucking lightweight," he spits, stalking out of the room, shoving Hans in the process.
I curl into a ball and struggle to catch my breath. Things like this do happen occasionally. Luckily, more often than not the person that you're working with will make the effort to make sure you're comfortable. This was an unpleasant reminder that not everyone in this business is capable of that.
"What a cunt. Un-fucking-believable," Hans mumbles, sitting down next to me. "You okay?"
I nod, chuckling. "I will be. I just need this day to end."
Hans smiles at me. "Go ahead and get out of here for today, clearly we're going to have to rethink some things here on The Sperminator. A recast might be necessary after this."
"Thanks, Hans." I take him up on his offer, not because I'm feeling sorry for myself over what just happened, but because I am eager to catch up with Dominic. Since I don't know how long he will be filming I opt to take a nap on the couch in the dressing room.
I wake a couple hours later because there's some kind of commotion going on down the hall. I stick my head out the door and Carson walks up to me hurriedly.
"Matthew! This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"
"What is?" I mumble, scratching my head.
"It's Dominic."
"What is it?"
"He's erm, very virile today," Carson giggles. I stare at him blankly, so he continues. "He's been in there rubbing ones out for like two hours now! He's like a fucking machine!"
I raise my eyebrow. "What?"
"The director keeps ending scenes and instantly setting up new ones to take advantage of Dominic's superection!"
"Superection!" I giggle. "Carson, is that even a word?"
"It is now," he winks.
The voices suddenly become more panicked and loud and amongst them I can clearly hear Dominic scream, "Do something! It hurts!"
I glance at Carson as we both run down the hall.
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Pairing: Belldom, AU
Rating: NC 17 overall, to be safe
Warnings: This part: language.
Summary: Our boys are porn stars. Wait, why are you laughing?
Feedback: Makes me happier than Dominic in a shop full of sparkly belts.
Disclaimer: I don't own Muse, no offense intended, this never happened, and no money is being made. 'Tis fiction, after all. Silver Star Studios and its inhabitants, however, are all mine
Big thanks to the TPP team:
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Prologue | One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight
It's been a week now since Mort and Lou returned home. Despite promises to the contrary, nothing has been mentioned in the way of Dominic, orchids, or stolen files. I've returned home to the flat Tom and I share and am settling back into a life without a swanky pool, full home theater, and a small, leg-humping-dog.
I'm glad to be back here, to be honest. I missed Tom's company. So there the hell is he?
Just then I see the note taped messily to the last banana in the basket on the counter:
Out where?
Shit. I was gonna cook for us tonight... believe it or not, I make a mean spinach ravioli. If it's just gonna be me tonight there's no point, though. Grumpy now, I reach for the phone.
Chinese take out will do just as well.
My mood doesn't improve much when I wake up the next morning to the sound of a driving rain against our building. It's still dark outside, but the flashes of lightning are enough to wake me up. I've always been a big scaredy cat when it comes to thunderstorms. I pull the duvet over my head and burrow deeper into bed. Random thoughts run through my mind:
I'm hungry.
I'd like to get a cat.
I wonder if Dominic sleeps on his back or his side?
Dominic. Now there's a lovely thought to focus on. I've tried a couple times the past week to ask Mort about the problem he seems to have with Dominic and am still no closer to finding anything out. I'm really beginning to wonder if at this point it's not a better idea to go straight to the source. I wonder if Dominic would be honest with me if I did.
A couple hours later I park the car and sprint for the side door to the studio. Well, I start to, until I hear a familiar voice call out to me.
"Oi! Bellamy!" David comes running up to me and graciously offers me a spot under his umbrella.
"Thanks." I put one hand up to my hair - it's dripping wet, from only being in the rain for a few seconds.
"Here's a radical thought, Matthew: you could maybe buy an umbrella of your own so as to avoid something like this happening again?" he jokes.
"Are you mad? I have an image to maintain, David. I'm a rebel. A man of mystery, if you will. I laugh in the face of such sensiblity," I reply, aghast.
David cackles out loud at my little proclamation. "Duly noted. What are you working on today? The Cockshank Redemption or Parahomo Activity?"
"Neither," I shoot back as I hold the door open for David. "I'm here for The Sperminator." At that we both lose it, breaking down in silly giggles.
"Lovely. It's pouring rain, and now I get to listen to you two giggling like idiots. What a morning."
Carson is glaring at us from inside the door, drenched from head to toe.
"Whoa!" David gasps. "Dial down the bitchiness, mate. What's your deal?"
"And here I always thought my idiotic laughter made the world go 'round," I pout. David snorts.
Carson sighs. "Sorry. Had a bad night, that's all."
David and I both stare at him, the worry evident on our faces.
"It's okay, daddy. Daddies, I mean. Let's go."
When we entered the dressing room we were in for quite a shock.
Dominic is there, shrugging himself into a tight pair of yellow skinnies. The sight causes David to stop in his tracks, and since I'm staring at Dominic's tight, yellow arse, I crash into David from behind, Carson crashing into me.
Grace, thy name is Matthew.
Now, I know you might be thinking that this doesn't really sound like a big deal. You have to realize, however, that Dominic has never dressed with the rest of us, instead opting to use a private room. He looks up as we walk inside and then glances back down at his too-tight pants.
For a few seconds nobody speaks. David is clearly not impressed by Dominic's efforts to bond with us. He simply rolls his eyes, makes his way to the mirror and sits down. Carson, however, smiles.
"Hey Dominic," he says casually.
It was just a simple greeting, but I could fucking hug Carson for acknowledging him.
Dominic jumps, turning around and staring at Carson with a confused look on his face.
"H-hi," he stammers quietly, Carson smiling at him again.
"How's things?"
Dominic swallows, one hand scratching the back of his neck. "T-things are fine. Thanks," he whispers. Carson passes him on his way to the loo and slaps him on the back playfully.
"Morning, you," I say, sitting down next to him.
He looks at me shyly-
-yes...shyly... and he's so gorgeous that I can't help but smile at him again.
"Morning, Matthew," he replies, the corners of his mouth curving slightly. Now it's my turn to suddenly feel shy.
"Are you well?" he continues. "I mean, since," he glances at David, who is clearly immersed in the application of his false eyelashes. "Since..."
I think he means to say 'Since Mort came home'. I appreciate the fact that he seems to be genuinely concerned. But at the same time there's a nagging voice in the back of my mind telling me to be careful of him.
The voice is that of the one and only DCI Gene Hunt. Don't ask me why that is.
"I'm fine," I reassure him. I'm trying not to look at Carson, who has just exited the loo and is making kissing faces at me behind Dominic's back. "Zero worries."
The relief Dominic's face is evident. He sits down next to me and takes a long drink of his orange juice, grimacing once he's swallowed.
"What's wrong?"
He shakes his head. "Nothing, just tastes a little off." A tech sticks his head in the door and we all look at him expectantly.
"Any of you guys seen Dominic? He's not in - oh! There you are!" The young man scratches his head with the top of his clipboard, eyebrows raised. "Why are you in here? You're up."
Dominic looks at him and in that instant I can see the alternate persona kicking in. He glares at the tech. "Fine," he says nonchalantly, downing the rest of his juice with a pronounced shudder. "Fuck's sake, is there anything decent to drink around here?"
I can hear David snort behind me. And I also think I can hear Carson smack him on the arm.
Dominic must have heard it too, because his cheeks redden and he sighs. He stands and looks at me. "See you later."
"Can I?" I blurt out as he stares at me in surprise. "I mean, I'd like to talk to you later on if you have a few free minutes?"
He leans down close to me, grabbing his bag in the process. "I'll find you," he whispers.
Then he's gone.
David walks quickly to the door, peeking out to make sure that Dominic was gone before sitting down next to me. "Excuse me? What the hell was that?"
"What?" I answer, indignant. "I was having a conversation with him."
"That much was obvious," he frowns. "But why? He's an arsehole."
"Leave it, David," Carson says carefully.
He glances at the both of us and his jaw sets firmly. "Well, if you two are going to keep secrets, don't let me spoil the fun."
"David, please, it's not a big de-" I begin.
"Catch you two later," he mutters as he leaves the room hurriedly.
I feel unusually miserable suddenly. "Is he actually angry with me?"
Carson frowns. "I'm not sure what that was all about. Try not to worry, Bells."
I have to push it to the back of my mind, though, as I'm called to set at that point. Most of the morning we deal with filming dialogue heavy scenes, leaving the hardcore stuff for after lunch. And at that point, my day gets progressively worse.
I go through the motions, but my mind is elsewhere. I'm a professional, but it's hard to pretend to be enjoying being fucked on all fours when the man doing said fucking is being too rough. He's a newer actor named Aaron, and he's hurting me a little, to be honest; he's thicker than I'm used to and though I'm moaning like a whore Hans can tell something is wrong.
"Cut. Stop. Matthew, are you okay?"
I collapse onto the bed, thankful that Hans has put a stop to this. But Aaron continues to pound into me from behind, the grip he has on my hips painfully tight.
"Hey!" I yell. "He said stop, you bastard!"
Finally, he does, gasping as he pulls out of me roughly. I bite my lip to avoid crying out in pain.
"Not had any from a real man in a while, have you? Fucking lightweight," he spits, stalking out of the room, shoving Hans in the process.
I curl into a ball and struggle to catch my breath. Things like this do happen occasionally. Luckily, more often than not the person that you're working with will make the effort to make sure you're comfortable. This was an unpleasant reminder that not everyone in this business is capable of that.
"What a cunt. Un-fucking-believable," Hans mumbles, sitting down next to me. "You okay?"
I nod, chuckling. "I will be. I just need this day to end."
Hans smiles at me. "Go ahead and get out of here for today, clearly we're going to have to rethink some things here on The Sperminator. A recast might be necessary after this."
"Thanks, Hans." I take him up on his offer, not because I'm feeling sorry for myself over what just happened, but because I am eager to catch up with Dominic. Since I don't know how long he will be filming I opt to take a nap on the couch in the dressing room.
I wake a couple hours later because there's some kind of commotion going on down the hall. I stick my head out the door and Carson walks up to me hurriedly.
"Matthew! This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"
"What is?" I mumble, scratching my head.
"It's Dominic."
"What is it?"
"He's erm, very virile today," Carson giggles. I stare at him blankly, so he continues. "He's been in there rubbing ones out for like two hours now! He's like a fucking machine!"
I raise my eyebrow. "What?"
"The director keeps ending scenes and instantly setting up new ones to take advantage of Dominic's superection!"
"Superection!" I giggle. "Carson, is that even a word?"
"It is now," he winks.
The voices suddenly become more panicked and loud and amongst them I can clearly hear Dominic scream, "Do something! It hurts!"
I glance at Carson as we both run down the hall.
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Date: 2010-05-23 04:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-28 12:12 am (UTC)Thanks hon.
xx
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Date: 2010-05-23 04:48 am (UTC)I'm glad things are going relatively well between them at the moment. I'm looking forward to their conversation (if they still get to it after the wank-a-thon, I mean).
Cute, angsty and hysterical at once. Can't wait for the next update!
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Date: 2010-05-28 12:14 am (UTC)They're getting there, I promise. :) Wank-a-thon or not!
Thank you SO much!
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Date: 2010-05-23 05:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-28 12:17 am (UTC)LOL! "Tune in next week, when we join our heroes again..." Hell, I'd watch it too. ;p
You're so welcome, sweets! And no worries I knew precisely who you were, m'dear! Love you back!
(PM me your addy at some point, please, so I can send that thing your way...)
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Date: 2010-05-23 05:47 am (UTC)the dressing room scene is adorable, and i especially appreciated seeing both sides of dom, with matthew noticing exactly when he changes.
"Matthew! This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"
AHAHAHHAH YES! oh, and superection is a FABULOUS word, especially when associated with belldom ;)
can't wait til the next chapter! so much love!! <3
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Date: 2010-05-28 01:15 am (UTC)Ah, I'm so happy you pointed that out, means alot to me!
Poor Dom's dick indeed! And I think we need to kick Aaron's ASS!!!!
Much love back at ya. ;)
&hearts
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Date: 2010-05-23 11:08 am (UTC)And Tom leaving the note on the banana.. fucking perfect!
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Date: 2010-05-28 12:22 am (UTC)Thanks so much!
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Date: 2010-05-23 12:55 pm (UTC)I was revelling in the cute, then you hit us with some saucy angst, then "Do something it hurts!" !!
What a rollercoaster!
*wanders off to make a cuppa giggling incessantly*!
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Date: 2010-05-28 12:23 am (UTC)xxx
(I love that icon....)
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Date: 2010-05-23 12:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-28 12:24 am (UTC)Thank you SO much m'dear!!
xxx
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Date: 2010-05-23 01:11 pm (UTC)Poor Dom LOL I'm dying to know what's behind his character, his true self! Was that a glimpse of that we got in the changing rooms?
And Carson... and Tom... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'll keep my suspicions to myself =P
Want moaaaarrrrrr!!!!
Also! I feel like ripping Aaron's head off! What a coun!! but nice realistic touch there ;)
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Date: 2010-05-28 12:25 am (UTC)We shall see. ;) Not long now!
Feel free to kick Aaron's arse... he deserves it!
Hope you had a BLAST tonight honey!! :D :D :D
*hugs*
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Date: 2010-05-23 01:37 pm (UTC)hysterical is the word for this, i love it! *snort*
now, who spiked dom's orange juice? *glances around in suspicion*
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Date: 2010-05-28 12:27 am (UTC)Who did what now...??? *looks around*
;)
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Date: 2010-05-23 06:17 pm (UTC)*chops-Aaron-into-tiny-pieces*
And what's on with Carson? :S
Something happened between him and Tom?
And Dominic? Was something in his juice? ;)
Constant erection can be painful, yessum.
Oh, and David, you gotta crush on Matthew?
I understand, boy, I understand.
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Date: 2010-05-28 12:29 am (UTC)Carson and who now....???
Was something in Dominic's what...???
David did what now...??? (You're the only one who picked up on that. Well done, you, ;) )
Thanks Stef. :D
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Date: 2010-05-28 04:35 am (UTC)(I really was the only one? :O )
Welcome. :)
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Date: 2010-05-28 12:34 am (UTC)Pleasure Principle Overlord
You MUST stop calling me that... my head is positively swelling here! Oh, wait, no, it's Dom's head thats swelling...
THANK YOU!!! I liked Parahomo Activity too!
*huge smish*
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Date: 2010-05-28 12:35 am (UTC)LOL!! 4 feet is the magic number...
Thanks hon!
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Date: 2010-05-23 09:45 pm (UTC)Can't wait for the next chapter, love this fic!
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Date: 2010-05-28 12:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-28 12:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-24 02:09 pm (UTC)Bananas x2, awkward!Dom, sexy ass!Dom, sweet!Dom, bitch!Dom and supererected!Dom, yes please! This fic = awesomeness = fact ;-) Love it, seriously. *hugs tightly* (because everybody loves tight hugs, yes?) :D
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Date: 2010-05-24 02:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-28 12:47 am (UTC)And yes, tight hugs FTW, babe. ;)
xxx
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Date: 2010-05-25 03:00 am (UTC)Why wasn't Tom at home when Matt was back? Was he staying with someone?
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Date: 2010-05-28 01:08 am (UTC)Hmm, good question!
xx
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Date: 2010-05-25 05:44 am (UTC)i love the image of the three guys crashing into each other because of dom and his tight trousers! made me laugh :D
and that guy aaron...well matt's big enough to return the favor i'm sure. let him see how it feels to get roughed up the arse seems like justice enough LOL
poorpornstar :(
rethinking some things on the Sperminator... LOL still!
it may be weird to say this...but IF i had an imaginary best friend...it would be carson<33
LOL at dom's misfortune being taken advantage of ;-)
*grins like an idiot while waiting for more* <333
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Date: 2010-05-28 01:23 am (UTC)It was very Three Stooges. ;)
it may be weird to say this...but IF i had an imaginary best friend...it would be carson<33
That's not weird at all... I kinda feel the same about your Jeanne, TBH!
*massive lurve*
xxx
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:15 pm (UTC)And I'll join the lynch-mob out for Aaron's head. WANKER.
*rubs soothing salve onto Maffoo's poor, sore, chocolate starfish*
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Date: 2010-05-28 01:45 am (UTC)xxx
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Date: 2010-05-29 10:38 pm (UTC)God I laughed so much at this!
The voice is that of the one and only DCI Gene Hunt. Don't ask me why that is.
Wasn't the first nor was it the last line, but damn worth quoting!
Loved it.
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Date: 2010-05-29 11:27 pm (UTC)Thanks so much, m'dear...
:)
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Date: 2010-06-29 08:01 pm (UTC)Dominic is there, shrugging himself into a tight pair of yellow skinnies. The sight causes David to stop in his tracks, and since I'm staring at Dominic's tight, yellow arse, I crash into David from behind, Carson crashing into me.
Grace, thy name is Matthew.
And a superection? Wow didn't even know there was such a thing. Now I'm off to read chapter 10, can't wait <3
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Date: 2010-06-29 08:14 pm (UTC)Superection = well, you gotta love artistic license.... ;)
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Date: 2010-08-05 10:40 am (UTC)Grace, thy name is Matthew."
Funniest image ever, them crashing into each other at the sight of Dom.
And Suererction. *giggles* I love the scope for puns and hilarity this fic gives you!!! xxxx
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Date: 2010-11-26 01:38 am (UTC):D I love so much the humour of this fic!
David walks quickly to the door, peeking out to make sure that Dominic was gone before sitting down next to me. "Excuse me? What the hell was that?"
^Ahaha, they are totally acting like schoolgirls! xD
Poor Maffoo! *pouts* But Dom having a supererection?! =)) Haha, that's funny!
Oh, D, I should be sleeping but I can't! I HAVE to read the next part too!
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Date: 2010-11-26 01:42 am (UTC)&hearts
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Date: 2012-05-10 06:51 am (UTC)I like how Carson tries and is nice to Dominic. =)
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Date: 2013-11-07 01:14 pm (UTC)Matt is so funny and I love the interaction between him and Carson and David. It all feels so real.
But who spiked Dom's drink?