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D ([personal profile] million_star) wrote2012-04-09 10:59 pm

Down The Bunny Trail

Title: Down The Bunny Trail
Author: [livejournal.com profile] millionstar
Pairing: Belldom
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Smut, language, poorly executed costumes.
Summary: It's Easter. Matthew is plotting.
Feedback: Is appreciated, but please, just enjoy. :)
Disclaimer: I don't own Matt or Dom, no profit is being made & this is fiction.
Beta/Support: [livejournal.com profile] dolce_piccante, [livejournal.com profile] myz_bee & [livejournal.com profile] frisky_biscuit, who are wonderful friends and utterly essential to my writing. Love you all. <3
Author's Note: Idk. I wanted to write something for the holiday. Also, I have apparently lost my grip on reality lol. Hope y'all like!

"Have you lost your fucking mind?"

"I've no idea what you're talking about."

"I'll show you." Dominic took Matthew by the hand, pausing in front of the large mirror in their den and positioned his boyfriend in front of it. "There. Look at yourself and tell me that this is normal attire, Matt."

"What? Is it the tail? It's the tail, isn't it - you don't like the tail," Matthew commented, his face falling. "Shit."

"It's not the tail. It's, well, fuck, okay the tail is part of it but-"

"I thought you wanted to have an Easter egg hunt."

"Yes, but not here, with you! I meant that maybe we could go over to Chris and Kelly's and have one with the kids!"

"Bollocks to that. My costume is much better than anything any of them would wear."

"Matt, you're naked, with cotton balls taped to your arse and a ridiculous pair of rabbit ears on your head. This isn't a costume, it's a goddamned cry for help. An abomination, if you will. A fashion disaster of epic-"

Matthew waved his hand dismissively. "Really, Dom. They're not taped to my arse, they're glued to it. Pay attention."

"I stand corrected."

"I"ve put a lot of work into this, I'll have you know," Matthew commented, crossing his arms petulantly, "and you're being rude. Aren't you even gonna look for the eggs I've hidden?"

"Is one of them up your arse?"

Matthew opened his mouth to speak then shut it abruptly. After a beat, he continued. "Hmm, would you like one to be?"

"Sweet Christ, you are batshit insane."

"Come on," he turned in Dominic's arms with a huff, "don't be a downer. Aren't you curious as to what I've hidden in the eggs at least? If you really don't wanna play I'll just get dressed and-"

"Whoa," Dominic replied, holding Matthew in place firmly, "let's be clear, I never want you to get dressed." Matthew grinned at him and winked, the oversized white fluffy ears leering down at Dominic like giant twin skyscrapers of fluffy doom. "Would be a shame to let all this," he gestured in the direction of Matthew's groin, "go to waste." He leaned in to kiss Matthew's lips softly, the brunet's arms tangling in Dominic's hair.

"If you find all your eggs," Matthew gasped into their kiss, "you'll be rewarded."

"I will?"

"Mmmhmm. There's a method to my madness, you know. There are three eggs hidden somewhere in this flat. I'll be in the bedroom, when you find them, come join me."

Dominic didn't have time to ask any questions, because as Matthew skipped (yes, he fucking skipped) away, his semi-hard dick swung back and forth tantalizingly and the drummer's brain short circuted. Dominic had to stifle a giggle; he was certain his lover was humming "Here Comes Peter Cottontail" all the way to their bedroom. Life with Matthew Bellamy was certainly full of surprises, and even though Dominic didn't always understand Matthew's eccentricities, he certainly did love him (and his bits) to bits.

So that was why, a mere ten seconds later, the blond threw his leather jacket aside and set into hunting eggs with a grin on his face. His steps were hurried, mostly due to the fact that his groin was tightening more and more with every passing moment. The promise of a nice long session with Matthew was enough to make him spring into action at any given time, to be honest.

He tried to put himself in Matthew's mind, which was a frankly terrifying prospect, to suss out where the singer would hide something. He wandered into the kitchen and out of the corner of his eye something bright pink caught his eye. The first egg he found was a bright pink plastic one that Matthew had carefully nestled within the bowl of Twix bars on the table in the kitchen.

Upon closer inspection, he saw a matching blue egg as well as a green one. He frowned, scratching his balls absentmindedly.

"Um, Matthew," he yelled.

"Yes, my little chocolate chick?"

"Did you hide them all in the same place?"

"Um... yes."

"That's not very challenging. I'm disappointed."

"I'm not looking to impress the Nobel Committee, Dom. I'm looking to get laid."

"Noted," the blond commented, the corners of his lips turning up.

"I got lazy, and besides, the glue was starting to make my arse itch. Plus, there was a program on telly about black holes and I got distracted while waiting for you to get home."

Dominic shook his head and laughed, gathering the plastic eggs into his hands and sprinting to the bedroom. Matthew was kneeling, a naughty expression on his face as he lazily stroked himself. Dominic joined him on the bed with an excited giggle, eggs in hand, much like a hyper child who had just found a super secret stash of creamy chocolate candy.

"You gonna open them or what? Not the blue one, though. That's for after."

"For after what?" Dominic was already on the task at hand, the tip of his tongue peeking out from the corner of his mouth.

Matthew straightened his bunny ears. "After the mind-blowing sex, of course."

The pink egg was already split open, the plastic halves tossed haphazardly aside to reveal the treasure inside: a tiny tube of lube. He smirked at Matthew.

"You've managed to take a children's novelty and turn it into something kinky. This is why I love you."

"What did you think you'd find, candy? Now do the green one."

"It's a rubber, no wait," he inspected the foil package closely, "it's a french tickler?"

"You should be pleased, it's ribbed for my pleasure."

Dominic chuckled, turning to Matthew as he began to shrug out of his clothes. "This was a pretty elaborate scheme just to get me into bed, you know. Why all the fuss?"

"Today's a holiday and I like to be festive."

Dominic wracked his brain to think of a comeback but then Matthew's mouth was on his neck and he lost the ability to form coherent thoughts. It happened again when Matthew had gotten him completely naked and sucked him to full length, and when the brunet asked him in a husky voice to let him put the condom on Dominic's cock with his mouth. The drummer had moaned, arching his back while Matthew expertly slid the rubber onto Dominic's length; he put his hands in Matthew's hair only to have them swatted away when they strayed too close to the bunny ears atop the singer's head.

Then Matthew was riding him harder than he had in a long time, Dominic's entire body reeling as wave after wave of pleasure wracked his writhing body. Filthy words filled the air to mingle with the sounds of sex, the two of them establishing a punishing rhythm.

Dominic should have found the situation laughable, him fucking a man who was wearing a (admittedly crap) Easter Bunny costume. This wouldn't be the first time that they'd indulged in a little bit of dressing-up in bed. (There was one unfortunate incident where they tried to role-play as Sandy and Danny from Grease, only for Dominic to get the zipper of his poodle skirt caught in Matthew's pubic hair.) So, the blond was used to Matthew being more than a little kinky in bed now and then.

Suddenly Matthew did that thing with his hips that he did so fucking well and Dominic's cock was gripped so tightly that all he could do was scream in appreciation. He gasped, pistoning his hips upward, his fingertips pressing into Matthew's nipples, the bunny ears now hanging haphazardly on the bouncing brunet's head.

Dominic could feel his orgasm building; he leaned up for a sloppy kiss and was vaguely aware of Matthew shooting his load so hard that some of it nailed Dominic in the chin and ear. Such a base, primal thing pushed the drummer over the edge and he came too, with a cry and a few choice expletives on his lips.

They took their time to recover, both still rocking into each other to savor the occasional aftershock, their lips pressed together the whole time. Dominic was still sheathed inside Matthew when the brunet braced himself with his hands on either side of the blond's chest chest heaving with the effort to take a breath.

Dominic was utterly confused when Matthew started to giggle.

"What's so funny?"

"Forget it."

"What," Dominic groaned, still panting.

"Nothing, nothing. Was gonna make a dirty jellybean joke but I'm knackered."

Dominic eyed him warily, too tired to argue. He pulled Matthew close to him, the brunet resting his head against Dominic's chest. The blond's nose itched as one of the rabbit ears tickled it. His hands slid down Matthew's wet back, coming to rest on the mound of cotton that was still affixed to the skin on the upper part of the brunet's arse. He playfully grabbed it and pulled hard, intending to throw them across the room.

Matthew screamed in agony.

One hour later


"What kind of idiot uses super glue to attach something to his skin?" Dominic hissed, making sure the nurse assigned to Matthew hadn't heard him. "Are you mad?"

"What kind of idiot pulls a man's cottontail off without warning?"

"Men don't have cottontails."

"Sometimes they do," Matthew pouted. "Besides, I thought that if I sweated enough they'd just fall off."

Dominic sighed. Just then the doctor came into the room and politely asked Dominic to give them some privacy. The blond obliged and walked outside into the quiet hallway. He put his hands in the pockets of his jacket and it was then that he remembered he'd stashed the blue plastic egg in the left one before they left for A&E.

He opened it and gasped. There, in the palm of his hand, rested a silver keychain that happened to be in the shape of a small rabbit. A small note was attached to it, in the form of a heart scrawled in Matt's unmistakable penmanship. Dominic melted, walking back to the door of Matthew's room and peeked inside.

Matthew was on his stomach, arse bared, as the doctor worked diligently to remove the last of the glue. The singer looked up and noticed Dominic, who held up the keychain and mouthed "Thank you. I love you."

The brunet smiled bashfully and asked the nurse to hand him his phone, which was in the pocket of his jacket in the corner. Once he had it in hand, in no time at all, Dominic's mobile buzzed with a text alert. He opened the message eagerly.

~I love you, too.~

Dominic smiled, his phone buzzing again a second later.

~Bunny fucker.~
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[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Haha thanks so much, for reading and commenting, it means a lot to me girl! :D

[identity profile] marianthezeta.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
OMG I'm so glad I checked in here before going to bed! This was soooo awesome, what a lovely way to end the day. Thank you for this -- I love the way you write them, especially the dialogue, I can seriously imagine this happening XD

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
No, thank you for your comment and kind words, it means so much! :D Thank you girl!! <3

[identity profile] lonelinessbover.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
omg I'm dying! I've never ever heard of an Easter belldom but I think I found my new favorite holiday ;) Wow I got to love Matt and his eccentricities (in my mind this is exactly how I imagine him to act). I was smiling all the way (except for a wee minute, where my jaw dropped ;D) but I absolutely ADORED this!! Exceptional writing hon *smishes*

btw I lost it at "bunny fucker" xD have I told you I loved this? <3

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Haha well I've never heard of it either but I figured every holiday needs a little porn lol! To make you smile makes ME smile, so thank you, thank you for your comment! :D <3

[identity profile] chibichi15.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
awwww! this was hilarious and cute! :3

Bunny fucker.

I could not stop laughing XD thanks so much for this, D! <3

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, thanks so much! :D Thank YOU for your comment!! <3

[identity profile] dolce-piccante.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
hahahah this was SO funny!!! and hott :D loved it!!<3

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks boobaloo! :D <3 For everything!
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[identity profile] easilyerased.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Tears, D, TEARS. Streaming down my face. Holy Jesus, that was amazing. I once superglued my headphones to my hand (don't ask how) and it was so painful. I figured if I ripped it fast enough it'd just come off. And it did. Bringing ten layers of skin with it.

I was planning on writing an Easter thing but this is better than any idea of mine, anyway. Genius.

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you, thank you so much! :) You're so kind, and hell, you should have written an Easter one too, dammit! I love your writing like mad! :D

Thanks again girl!

[identity profile] thekeyholder.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
"That's not very challenging. I'm disappointed."

"I'm not looking to impress the Nobel Committee, Dom. I'm looking to get laid."


Thank you so much, dear! I laughed A LOT with tears in my eyes! :'D

And the end was sooo sweet! <3 Great idea!

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Haha aww! Thanks, so pleased you liked it! <3
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[identity profile] easilyglorious.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Truly and spectacularly funny! I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard, I was in stitches the entire time!

The Bunny fucker line was epic, epic I tell you!

Amazing story, girl! <333333

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you sweets, so much!! Haha Bunny Fucker indeed! <3333

[identity profile] stefanyeah.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
*roars-with-laughter*
Oh Matthew, you little, silly bean.

He tried to put himself in Matthew's mind, which was a frankly terrifying prospect,
*sniggers*

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Haha thanks, you!!! :)

[identity profile] mkatieultra.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
oh my holy fucking christ

[identity profile] mkatieultra.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
can't stop laughing, can't stop crying, can't stop flailing, this is fucking brilliant! <333

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[identity profile] fenora.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
awwww These two... lovely! And SO funny!! It really put me in a good mood hehe

xxx

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, so much, lovely! <3

[identity profile] hyper-bliss.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
ahahahahahahah so bloody funny and so extremely hot!!!

in a word.. brilliant!!

and Matt and Dom are so IC.. this has happened for real, I'm sure of it, lol

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Omg thank you so much, you're so kind! :D Thank you, thank you!!

[identity profile] fishofpwoper.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
"What kind of idiot pulls a man's cottontail off without warning?"

"Men don't have cottontails."


What are you?! WHAT ARE YOUUUUU?! Are you TRYING to choke me to death?! Is this your insane plan?! akjghkjadfhg?!/1!?/1/!?1!?/1/!?

This was the greatest thing ever. Matt's last text had me actually creased in half laughing like some kind of seal. I love this. It's made me feel festive for some reason. I want a Matt with a cottontail. :(

Honestly, though, you should be given a title. Lady of Belldom or something. Because you always write the best stuff. Perfection. :3

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Omg a Marina comment. Brb flailing and dying. <333 #suchafanofyours

I'm so pleased you liked this silly little thing, girl! I want a Matt with a cottontail too, it's not fair. :(

Lady of Belldom? Nooo, girl, I'm just an average chick with an affinity for Matthew Bellamy's testicles, nothing more, nothing less. ;')

I'm over the moon you liked this; thank you, thank you. <3

[identity profile] pittmuser.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahaha....Matt is absolutely, as you so correctly penned, batshit crazy. Bunny fucker!!! Oh how I love this and your brain.

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much, you're so kind, truly!! <3 :D
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[personal profile] mcsparklez 2012-04-10 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, this was great to wake up to. I don't know if I should be amused or scared that I could imagine Matt pulling that in reality........ Let's not think about that, let's just appreciate his arse with a cottontail for a moment.... Aaaaaaaaaaand mind. Gone.

You deserve a fruit basket. Or two. Or just forget about the fruits. A cock shaped cake is so much better. Love you <3

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you. Thank you so much, SO much. I know, that arse with a cute little cottontail attached? TOO MUCH.

And I love you too. <333

[identity profile] allthebliss.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
you NEVER fail to surprise me. this was so hot/cute/funny, i've got this massive grin on my face.
i love it, D. you're brilliant. <3

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much, R. <3 SO glad that you liked it and if it made you grin then it was a success indeed!!

(I will email you tomorrow, I've been fighting with GMail all night, it keeps crashing, shall try again when I get home from work tomorrow if that's okay? :D :D SO exciting!! )

[identity profile] ex-shayunkn.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
lol, love it!

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Haha thank you girl!!

[identity profile] tiro-muser360.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, this is brilliant. Sooo funny XD "Bunny fucker" is such a lovely term of endearment...
I love it of course :D

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hee Bunny Fucker, idk what is wrong with my brain at times! :D Thank you so much for your comment!

[identity profile] ashamedbliss.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god, D.

i love you.

that is all.

<33333

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Haha aww, and I love you back. <33 Thank you!!

[identity profile] muse-manticore.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*FLAILS*

Aww Bunny Fucker! hahaha
Loved it!

*snuggles*

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, thank you love!! :D <3
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[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Aww hey, thank you! :D I know, that's a hilarious sight isn't it? So kind of you!! <3

[identity profile] engel-sehnsucht.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Loved this. It was hot and funny at the same time. *hugs*

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you sweetheart! <3

[identity profile] chess-boxing.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I genuinely snorted loudly with laughter at bunny fucker. I just lost it.

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Lol then my work is done! Thanks!

[identity profile] kaoss-theory.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy Easter! :3

really liked this, so lovely!

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Haha and same to you, sweet Cat! <3 Thank you!!

[identity profile] unomusette.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Aren't you even gonna look for the eggs I've hidden?"

"Is one of them up your arse?"

Matthew opened his mouth to speak then shut it abruptly. After a beat, he continued. "Hmm, would you like one to be?""

Bwwaaahahahaaaaa! Genius, thanks for giving me a big, festive, Easter laugh :D

[identity profile] millionstar.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, so much. I'm pleased you liked it! :D

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