Ooh, the dialogues of porn. Let me introduce you to a German Jewel: http://www.linkfun.net/fun-videos/warum_liegt_hier_denn_stroh_rum_video-202 (apparently it's part of a real porno…) Let me translate: This is the stream box(?) that we always have problems with. If you could please have a look at that. Mhm, yeah, sure. But why is here hay lying around? Mhm, dunno. Why are you wearing a mask? Mhmm… pfhuh. Why don't you suck me?
Hence a German Chuck Norris fact being: Chuck Norris knows whey there's hay lying around. XD
Okay, onwards with your feedback. :P Or more random facts I learnt today. Masturbation makes fit. Saw it in tv today. *nod*nod* 2-3 masturbation training session the week are good for your circulation, blood pressure and all that. I was busy laughing at the word Masturbationstrainingseinheiten, so I missed most of the following information…
And now, allow me to quote: He’s toying with me. I think I'm in a serious submissive!Matt phase again and this line is a box ticker…
I guess playing hard to get is getting harder with the day. XD (no puns intended in that sentence)
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http://www.linkfun.net/fun-videos/warum_liegt_hier_denn_stroh_rum_video-202
(apparently it's part of a real porno…)
Let me translate:
This is the stream box(?) that we always have problems with. If you could please have a look at that.
Mhm, yeah, sure. But why is here hay lying around?
Mhm, dunno. Why are you wearing a mask?
Mhmm… pfhuh. Why don't you suck me?
Hence a German Chuck Norris fact being: Chuck Norris knows whey there's hay lying around. XD
Okay, onwards with your feedback. :P
Or more random facts I learnt today.
Masturbation makes fit. Saw it in tv today. *nod*nod*
2-3 masturbation training session the week are good for your circulation, blood pressure and all that. I was busy laughing at the word Masturbationstrainingseinheiten, so I missed most of the following information…
And now, allow me to quote:
He’s toying with me.
I think I'm in a serious submissive!Matt phase again and this line is a box ticker…
I guess playing hard to get is getting harder with the day. XD
(no puns intended in that sentence)