Oh, lord. This... THIS is what I needed in my life right now, haha! Dear, this was brilliant, sweet, and just beyond hilarious. Good God - like frolicandfall said, Matt's bizarre "knight in shining armor" moment was just the highlight of the whole thing. When he went into skin tones, I swear I went into hysterics. So, he has been paying attention to what Dom's said for all those years! XD

And the scarf, of course. Gah. A lovely, simple, sweet device. And, let's face it - I have a major weakness for Matt complimenting Dom's eyes... ;) Love it, love it. This was positively brilliant, and so delightfully yet unconventionally Christmasy! Fantastic stuff, as always. Happy holidays! ♥