HAhaha!!!

Never thought of Dom as the one prone to the dramatics but my god, can I hear his voice in so many of those lines bwahahaha

"wanksock" is such a fucking winner

"Are you stoned on cough syrup?"
I LAUGHED

"Yes, my lamb?" Matthew prompted him, stifling a giggle.
I can hear him LMAaaaaooooooo :D

Not enough Dom-abuses-Matt fics out there so thank you for this and happy new year for you with lots of museslash writing! *coughs*