Shit, I had nearly forgotten about this. Glad it has finally come to life.

Of course I despise you for ending there, and the obligatory fuck-you-basket is on the way, but I need to point out that,

PPS: Don't try to move the box - open it where it is. Leave me alone, I don't make the fucking rules. No, you shut up. - Chris

I really, really, really, really love Chris. I know, I know, how can you not, but it clearly needs to be pointed out again. Also,

[...] because Dominic, scared shitless by the whole thing, had punched him, hard, in the face while screaming in an extremely non-manly manner.

I'm so not surprised about this. Can also see it happening RL. Sorry, Dom, I love you. Or something.

Love your face <3