This may be my favourite thing you've ever written. There was so much about this I adored. You have no idea.

They were clearly Christopher's biscuits, and Matthew knew this, yet he still figured he'd try his luck at nicking one or two.

I laughed so hard at this image that I actually had to stop reading until I'd calmed down. I don't know why I find it so amusing, but I do.

"You need me to write you a fucking letter?"

"I'd say yes, but I know how you struggle with grammar and sentence structure."

"Fuck you," Dominic spat, losing the will to not giggle.

All of their banter was just joyously wonderful, but I loved this bit in particular.

"Eww, don't say "ring any bells", it sounds like something kinky you and Matt get up to."

*snort* It so does, Christopher, it so does.

Perfect mixture of sweet and hot and funny and you are truly a goddess for writing this.

You've made my week!