"I take it back, you aren't the sexiest man - you're the sexiest irritating prat."
"And you're the sexiest weirdo with a banana obsession."
"Well, you're the sexiest diva with a leopard print complex."
"You're the sexiest conspiracy theorist with a permanent boner for alien life forms."
and this
"I'm gonna get you shitfaced at the NMEs again this year in the hopes you'll admit to the world that Neutron Star Collision is secretly an ode to the wee little mole in the center of my chest."
"Right," Matthew laughed.
"And that you were inspired to write Supermassive Black Hole after giving me a particularly throrough, toe-curlingly amazing rimming."
"Dom!"
"And," Dominic continued as Matthew tried to hit him with a pillow, "that Uprising is really about how quickly you get it up when I suck on your earlobe."
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I absolutely MUST quote this:
"I take it back, you aren't the sexiest man - you're the sexiest irritating prat."
"And you're the sexiest weirdo with a banana obsession."
"Well, you're the sexiest diva with a leopard print complex."
"You're the sexiest conspiracy theorist with a permanent boner for alien life forms."
and this
"I'm gonna get you shitfaced at the NMEs again this year in the hopes you'll admit to the world that Neutron Star Collision is secretly an ode to the wee little mole in the center of my chest."
"Right," Matthew laughed.
"And that you were inspired to write Supermassive Black Hole after giving me a particularly throrough, toe-curlingly amazing rimming."
"Dom!"
"And," Dominic continued as Matthew tried to hit him with a pillow, "that Uprising is really about how quickly you get it up when I suck on your earlobe."
brilliant and funny job!