Send help, for I have fallen and cannot get up...
I'm all up to date with this, and aside from the fact that it gets me talking in their accent for a while after reading, it's just asdfghjkl perfect.
"You love me."

"Yep."

"Dom," Matthew sang, "loooooooves me."

"Yes!"

"Do yer loins burn fer me?"

Ahahaha so much win for this.
I don't know what to say, else I'd end up quoting the whole fic, and squealing over how much I love it :D