i actually laughed out loud at "the empire strikes bareback" and "luke cockwalker."

Ah, thanks. ;) *bows* LOL I spend way too much time obsessing over these things. It was either that or Cock Wars. ;p

i like how TPP!matt can be so sweet and adorable and yet totally snarky and hilarious.

Thanks, it's why I adore him so... actually I think I'm writing my perfect guy with TPP Matt... except for the whole ghey thing. *sigh*

You're sweet, Liz. Thank you. :)